Bakerstreet: texts
Mar. 24th, 2017 03:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
snakechahmah[Find her here]
1. I tried the ‘catch and release’ method to deal with the mouse problem at the club. Those little insurgents are dicks. I think it’s time to move onto napalm.
2. I think I may have sent you a naughty text meant for someone else last night. Awkward!
3. You. Me. And regret. How does that sound for Friday night?
4. Quick! Name 3 venereal diseases that you can get through bestiality. Horrible date. Need an exit.
5. Send her a text!
1. I tried the ‘catch and release’ method to deal with the mouse problem at the club. Those little insurgents are dicks. I think it’s time to move onto napalm.
2. I think I may have sent you a naughty text meant for someone else last night. Awkward!
3. You. Me. And regret. How does that sound for Friday night?
4. Quick! Name 3 venereal diseases that you can get through bestiality. Horrible date. Need an exit.
5. Send her a text!
