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snakechahmah ([personal profile] snakechahmah) wrote2017-03-24 03:07 pm

Bakerstreet: texts

[Find her here]

1. I tried the ‘catch and release’ method to deal with the mouse problem at the club. Those little insurgents are dicks. I think it’s time to move onto napalm.

2. I think I may have sent you a naughty text meant for someone else last night. Awkward!

3. You. Me. And regret. How does that sound for Friday night?

4. Quick! Name 3 venereal diseases that you can get through bestiality. Horrible date. Need an exit.

5. Send her a text!